Monday: wake up the the rasping, hacking sounds of a barfing dog. sweet.
Tuesday: skillfully and precisely perform Lego extraction from nostril of squirming toddler. good times.
Wednesday: while cooking dinner, assisting 7 year old with spelling and cleaning up preschooler's spilled milk, whirl around to witness toddler gagging himself with his own fingers, throwing up, and the dog licking the floor clean. yup. no longer hungry for dinner.
Thursday: who knows what joys lay ahead???
7/2/09 This just in: My answer came at 10:04 AM...poop. In the tub. Seriously. I shit you not.
I think I'll put the kids up for rent and move to Alaska.
have a great thursday ahead!
Oh my God-- hope it gets better -- the dog thing was nasty. LOL
LOL, well, that's pretty awful. I think I would have lost my appetite too!
Great blog - and I've given you an award! Go here to check it out :)
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Not a dull moment when you're living with kids, and that's for sure!
Great days ahead..
LOLOL....good times! This totally made me laugh out loud.
I too laughed out out loud. Hang in there; the week HAS to get better for you! :)
Wow!... And I complain when I miss my daily nap! LOL!
You definitely made me feel better about my week.
Oh wow! Mom told me to check your blog because you were having a crazy week; I had no idea! Call if you need to vent :) XOXO
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