Quotable Sunday - On Housekeeping

You sometimes see a woman who would have made a Joan of Arc in another century and climate, threshing herself to pieces over all the mean worry of housekeeping. ~Rudyard Kipling

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. ~Erma Bombeck

Nature abhors a vacuum. And so do I. ~Anne Gibbons

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. ~Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it. ~Author Unknown

Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy. ~Author Unknown
I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. ~Heloise Cruse

I'm not going to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. ~Roseanne Barr

Housework, if it is done right, can kill you. ~John Skow

I am thankful for a lawn that needs mowing, windows that need cleaning and gutters that need fixing because it means I have a home.... I am thankful for the piles of laundry and ironing because it means my loved ones are nearby. ~Nancie J. Carmody

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ~Author Unknown
I like hugs and I like kisses,
But what I really love is help with the dishes!
~Author Unknown

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