Quotable Sunday - Random and Mildly Humorous

Welcome Sunday visitors! I hope you have all managed to stay warm and dry this weekend. We awoke to a frozen lake in our backyard. But, we escaped a big snow. Our friends to the north we not so lucky. I love the beauty of a winter wonderland, but we've done that, and now I am ready for spring!

My quotes for this week lack a coherent theme, but I hope a few of them at least make you laugh...or chuckle..a little.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ~Author Unknown

Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. ~Author Unknown

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. ~Carl Zwanzig

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? ~Author Unknown

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. ~Author Unknown

Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. ~Attributed to both Jason Hutchison and John Benfield

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. ~Charles Schulz

A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. ~Author Unknown

And finally, a few quotes on football:

The reason women don't play football is because eleven of them would never wear the same outfit in public. ~Phyllis Diller

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? ~Jim Bouton

One of the great disappointments of a football game is that the cheerleaders never seem to get injured. ~Author Unknown

Football players, like prostitutes, are in the business of ruining their bodies for the pleasure of strangers. ~Merle Kessler

Speed, strength, and the inability to register pain immediately. ~Reggie Williams, when asked his greatest strengths as a football player


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