It is said that the present is pregnant with the future. ~Voltaire
Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. ~Erma Bombeck
If nature had arranged that husbands and wives should have children alternatively, there would never be more than three in a family. ~Lawrence Housman
If pregnancy were a book they would cut the last two chapters. ~Nora Ephron, Heartburn, 1983
I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable. ~Sherry Glaser
A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence. ~Cathy Crimmins
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside. ~Rita Rudner
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes. ~Joyce Armor
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Great lot of quotes today! Several of them made me laugh out loud! I think I like the one by Lawrence Housman the best!
Happy New Year to you!
LOL, love what Rita Rudner said.
Great quote choices! The Rita Rudner one cracked me up! ;)
Happy New Year - hope the early pregnancy fatigue passes soon for you! :)
Hahaha! These are so cute! Love the one about only having three children, lol!
~ Nan
OMG, I actually DID laugh out loud on the first one! HA HA HA!
THese are all great, where the heck do you always find such great quotes?
Ha! Once upon a time I did go to a class reunion pregnant! And with a large family my former classmates did think that was all I had done since graduation (I actually had my first baby five years after graduation).
And a warm congratulations to you, Melissa! Hang in there through the early months!
Blessings,
Tammy ~@~
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